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December 04, 2006
Who wants to tell him?
Cricinfo - Comebacks, companions and Christie's coffers
Bad, bad black sheep
Imagine the reaction if this headline broke in the Indian dailies: "Greg Chappell Has Sex with Sheep!" Ooh boy. Just what Members of Parliament in New Delhi would have loved to see. I, for one, nearly lost my breakfast. But its all good, as far as cricket is concerned. As it turns out, a Brisbane man with the same name as the under-fire coach of India, was reported as having purchased one of the "Loving Lamb Inflatable Sheep" products. Despite the squeals from his parents, who vehemently denied that their little lamb was capable of such hanky-panky in the pasture over the fence, the Brisbane Mental Health Unit reported that Chappell's car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat, along with an empty box of the inflatable sheep. A missing persons report was also filed. Much like the real Chappell did during India's dismal series whitewash in South Africa. Baaaah.
Didn't Mr Alter notice that this could, in fact, apply to anyone? Or was he just trying to see what Cricinfo would publish?
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